18 November 2003

First Item on My XXX-mas List

So much easier than Saran-Wrapping a Nokia 8210.

I miss my little Nokia 8210. That was the first phone I could stick in my back jeans pocket without feeling like I had a Radio Shack 1980's walkie-talkie hanging off my ass. And boy howdy, that vibe function was *strong*.

I'd forget I had it in my back pocket and literally jump every time i got a call or a message, with surrounding friends or co-workers snickering every time. I'd say it was comparable to the middle speed setting on the Silver Bullet vibrator. Then again, it could have just been my tight jeans.

Sadly the screen died after almost 2 years. Which will happen if you constantly stick it in the back pocket of your very tight jeans and sit on it everyday. The Motorolla I bought afterwards didn't even last 2 fucking months before it had to be taken into the shop and replaced. Then it died again 3 months later, at which point I said fuck it, as the replacement center is out in the boonies and takes forever to get to on public transportation.

Because I have better things to be doing with my time than arguing with some Motorola bitch about what absolute pieces of shite they make.

In theory, anyways.

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