16 May 2013

Palpitations

It's official - we can no longer turn our backs for a second with Peanut cooing at her toes in the middle of our bed because in the blink of an eye she'll roll off the edge.

She's been sitting up on her own for abut 6 weeks now and had figured out rolling over about the same time. But until now she's eschewed rolling; homegirl mastered sitting and wants to skip crawling and go straight to walking, wanting to constantly hold our fingers as she wobbles on her chubby legs.

The night after she got over the random fever, during a night time boob session Peanut and I both fell asleep; nothing out of the ordinary as that's a habit we've gotten into since she was born, especially the last 4 or 5am feeding where Mamma is a zombie with tits.

Sleep came to an abrupt end as I felt her begin to roll out of my arms. Nothing like a minor heart attack to bring you fully awake. She smacked her head against the nightstand and gained her first bump. Mon Amour groggily inquired as to the cause of her wailing, and when I told him she bumped her head, he grunted and rolled back over. Later he told me that he barely remembered waking up. Peanut settled herself down by snarfling against my boobs, latched on for a bit and then promptly fell back asleep.

I, on the other hand, was a nervous wreck and couldn't fall back asleep. Not that I tried. I was too busy Googling infant concussion symptoms and peering at her bump between putting cold washcloths on it. I don't think my heart stopped pounding for 24 hours straight.

I got a day of what passes for normalcy nowadays and then she pulled the aforementioned rolling off the bed trick in the time it took me to step out on the balcony intending to pull in the dry laundry. No bump this time and luckily our bed is fairly low to the ground, but man, in the space of 3 days she added a few more to my collection of greys.

Lil' Miss Evil Knievel then proceeded on Mother's Day to pull herself up to her knees in her crib. Happy Mother's Day to me, it's time to babyproof the house already...

04 May 2013

Stir Crazy

We are on day 4 of Peanut having a yo-yoing fever with some mild gastrointestinal issues and the lack of sleep on my part is starting to make me climb the walls a bit. I'm also fantasizing about cloning myself, seeing as I'm behind on work, the house is a mess, and the aforementioned lack of sleep (her appetite is down, so I keep waking up soaked to the waist with exploding boobage.) And all I really want to do is mindlessly wander around the center with my brain turned off and soak up the spring sun.

I'm hoping she'll be better in time for a planned picnic on Tuesday...I just Mommy Jinxed myself, didn't I?

Poor Peanut is a bit traumatized at this point; the paracetamol drops made her puke so we've had to resort to the suppositories.  Between taking her temperature rectally and then shoving the suppository up her butt, she now gets upset when I merely begin change her diaper because she thinks Daddy or I are going to stick something up her butt again. My baby has buns of steel, let me tell you.She'll clench like her life depends on it and ain't nuthin' getting up in those parts until I pick her up and calm her down some.

I am going to tease her when she's older though, about the time she fell asleep with my finger up her butt...

25 April 2013

SOS Moda

We're having Peanut's baptism at the beginning of June so walking around the center today I decided to duck into a few stores to take advantage of the air-conditioning (Peanut was looking sweaty while napping in her stroller) and do some preliminary dress shopping for the baptism.

I realized that I have no freaking idea what goes on my body anymore. With the remnants of baby weight still hanging around and an enormous rack from continuing to breastfeed, I haven't the foggiest vis-a-vis what size I am or what silhouettes I should be looking at.

Even if I find something that looks like it might be forgivingly flattering, most of the time it's a no go because the neckline is not forgiving enough for hauling out a tit and nursing.

I ended up getting a plain v-neck t-shirt for me and an adorable outfit for Peanut from Gap. God bless their large dressing rooms that can accommodate a stroller; I totally gave Peanut a boob session while I was in there.

17 April 2013

When Boobs Attack

Slept fitfully last night due to some mild boob discomfort. I figured I got my first plugged duct. Ouch but no big deal - after 72 hours in labor, I'm like "Plugged duct? Feh. We'll take care of it no prob."

Fast forward to this afternoon and I start to feel feverish and achy and chills. So I'm pretty sure I've come down with a rapid case of mastitis but will have to wait until my GP is in tomorrow morning.

Yippee fuckin' kiy-yay...

12 April 2013

Ways to ensure I won't buy your product #75

Photograph your white product against a white background. How the fuck am I supposed to see details, especially when you overexpose?

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