"Amore, I can't see my bikini line anymore so it's up to you to tell me when we've hit the point of 70's porno down there..."
Problem is, I am a bit stumped in how to remedy the situation.
I was sugaring previously, but there's no way I can contort around the belly now. I can use my epilator on my legs with some mild difficulty, but it's not for use on my pink bits even sans cute uterine parasite.
Not keen in the idea of going to a salon since I A) am picky about waxing technique and B) have 40-50% more blood running through my veins and that makes waxing hurt more. It's pretty difficult to jump off the waxing table in pain when you need a small crane to even haul yourself out of the car...
So it would seem razors are my only option right now, along with a good hand mirror since shaving by Braille while contorting around the belly sounds like a potential Darwin award waiting to happen.
Maybe I'll just hand a razor and a can of shaving cream to Mon Amour when he walks in the door...
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