*Squirt*

Of fuck buddies, wet spots, and the whole female ejaculation thing.

Alrighty, let's just get this out of the way. After over 11 months of excessive masturbation and subsidising the entire AA battery economy, I bit the bullet figuratively speaking and got meself a fuck buddy. He's a nice guy who has selflessly sacrificed himself on the pyre of my one year hormone build up. It's a summer thang and that's all the fucking-n-telling I'm going to do on the subject of Mr. Boink Buddy.

Buuuuuut, now that I've finally remembered how to have sex (christ I forgot I had those muscles. Never again 11 months of celibacy. I swear on the altars of Wanton Use-Em-Like-A-Kleenex Slutiness...what was I saying? oh yeah...)

Yes, now that I've remembered how to do the horizontal tango I've also remembered my talent for creating a massive wet spot.

Some girls get wet - I drip. Excessively.

Adventures in Polling

Not that kind of polling. I'll save that for the next entry.

So I'm getting tired of free crappy hosting. Anyone have halfway dedent suggestions for dirt cheap hosting with MySQL/PHP (control panel, stats and a few subdomains would be nice also).

Have some ideas pinging around in my head for this here Favoloso Mondo, but implementing them on the current space would be a huge pain in the arse.

So gimme some suggestions punks.

What's American

There is nothing more American than a hangover on the 5th of July. That is all.