Work Peeve #(Random Number Pulled Out of My Ass)

I loathe with the white hot heat of a thousand suns (or the flame of G.W. Bush's crack pipe; your pick) emails soliciting link trading.

Hello,

We have just visited your site (Domain Name Scraped Off the Intarweb.com) and wonder if you would be interested in exchanging links with our new web site(s).
Your link will be placed at:

http://www.VaguelyRelatedSite.com/LinkFarmPage1000000006.html

There is a description of our site:

www.VaguelyRelatedSite.com
TITLE: Keyword Heavy Title
DESCRIPTION: Keyword heavy Description

We will surely place your link if you send us a confirmation with
your site details.

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Best regards,
Foo bar

Uh, no. Especially when you can't even be bothered to get the email address correct.