Some of my favs:
- Music for unpretentious penguins
- I Hate You With the Intensity of 10,000 White Hot Burning Suns!
- Songs that'll make it easier to say "aw, screw it" and cram my tongue down his throat tomorrow night
- Songs For A Girl Who's Realized None Of You Men Are Any Different From The Rest Even If You Claim That You Are, And I'm Much Better Off Single And Not Waiting For The Next Asshole To Come Into My Life And Screw It Up, And Single Is Much More Fun Anyway, And P.S. To My Relatives Who Keep Whining For Me To Get Knocked Up - PISS OFF! (*Me looks at the RD's Henchwoman)
- Songs to listen to when you're eating banana pudding with a fork!!
- Songs to listen to when you want to gain 20 lbs in a weekend just because your getting liposuction Monday morning and really want to get your money's worth.
- Songs for days when you just want to be Ferris Bueller.
- The "I wish I was Quentin Tarantino" Mix
- Songs to listen to after looking at that "Badger Badger Badger" website for too long. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/
- Songs To Sing To My Roomate While She Is Throwing Up From Too Much JD And I Am Holding Her Hair Back And I Want To Make Her Throw Up Faster So I Can Go Hit On The Bartender, Already
- He broke my heart so I broke his jaw
- The ultimate mix-tape for "getting over THE girl" (or THE guy).
- The sex is so great that you need a mixtape to muffle your screams when your parents are downstairs
- A mix to explain that I never really loved you, I just drank too much
- Songs about brunettes because we matter too, bitches.
- Songs to listen to when you and your ex decide to give things another try but it's just so awkward.
- farted and no one is around to smell it
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