Most surreal moment during the breast exam portion of my gyno appointment yesterday:
"Lift your arms over you head. Take a deep breath. Now smile."
Post-Exam Thoughts as I Walked Back to the Office:
Gee, that was the most action I've seen in almost a month.
Hello folks. Not 10 minutes ago a complete stranger was playing with me jubblies and had his fingers up my twat. All in the name of science and women's health!