23 August 2005

Sesso e la Città Eternà - Hyperventilation Redux

How to make me hyperventilate:

Mention that you want to be a daddy. When I ask you if your biological clock is burping again, merely smile and don't answer the question.

SO apparently likes jumping straight to the really really big life-changing relationship issues, like marriage and (God help me) kids, totally skipping over minor issues like 'commitment' & 'cohabitation'

I'm an old fashioned sort of girl. I was raised Catholic. Can we not just live in sin for a while first, then talk about marriage (Oh God. The Hives! They Itch!) and kids (You want me to force what through where & then be responsible for it for 18+ years?! Can't we just get a rabbit or a cat?)

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