...The Highlights of Which Included...

... an off-hand comment by (an inebriated) Ma which still makes me cringe this morning.

"Marco Bevecomeunaspugna is cute. Too bad he's so young."

Realising your mother is considering hitting on your SO's best friend at your 30th birthday party: cringe inducing.

Realising said friend might be egging her on: Holy incestuous fuck, Batman.

That's just wrong somehow.