Bacco got sterilized the day after I left for the Dallas Hols 2006. I got back last night and discovered that the procedure apparently involved painting his butt with some blue substance that I assume was an anaesthetic or something.
Insult to injury: not only do your balls get snipped, but it looks like you were ass raped by a Smurf.
Lint-free Belly Button Gazing
An American girl in Rome muses on her adopted hometown, her libido and her vibrator.
30 December 2006
11 December 2006
Yet Another Early Present for Me
This time it's an early x-mas pressie. Lazio beat Roma 3-0 last night.
Being the vindictive bitch that I am, and seeing as how the SO & I have been sparring on a few things lately, I took an unholy and gleefully sadistic pleasure in ungraceful gloating last night. The highlight was the BG putting an AS Roma Merda sticker on the SO's sacred jar of Nutella.
Immature and childish? Yes. Do I feel somewhat better? Slightly, which means that the urge to stick him repeatedly with sharp objects has been downgraded to an urge to tie his shoelaces together and say "Neener Neener" when he falls.
Being the vindictive bitch that I am, and seeing as how the SO & I have been sparring on a few things lately, I took an unholy and gleefully sadistic pleasure in ungraceful gloating last night. The highlight was the BG putting an AS Roma Merda sticker on the SO's sacred jar of Nutella.
Immature and childish? Yes. Do I feel somewhat better? Slightly, which means that the urge to stick him repeatedly with sharp objects has been downgraded to an urge to tie his shoelaces together and say "Neener Neener" when he falls.
01 December 2006
Not Fair
I don't usually get gadget envy, but this has me madly Googling for suppliers who ship internationally, preferably located in a country with a favourable currency-to-Euro conversion rate. (Not that I can afford it right now, but ooo a girl can dream, n'est pas?)

*drool*
The Samsung Q35. Though I usually prefer AMD to Intel processors, the SO's MacBook Pro has nicely impressed me. So we have here a Core Duo processor, about a gig of RAM, a DVD Multi drive, WiFI, Bluetooth, Firewire port, 6-in-one card reader, PCI slot, and up to 120 GB hard drive.
All in a 12.1 inch notebook that weighs under 2 kilos.
And it comes in Red.
*drools more*
Of course, it's not available in Italy or the States/Canada. That would just be too easy. Finding the red one on websites that ship internationally is difficult to say the least; UK is easiest, but pounds to Euro = wallet rape. France, Germany & Spain I can't find the red one. Looking to the Aussies now...

*drool*
The Samsung Q35. Though I usually prefer AMD to Intel processors, the SO's MacBook Pro has nicely impressed me. So we have here a Core Duo processor, about a gig of RAM, a DVD Multi drive, WiFI, Bluetooth, Firewire port, 6-in-one card reader, PCI slot, and up to 120 GB hard drive.
All in a 12.1 inch notebook that weighs under 2 kilos.
And it comes in Red.
*drools more*
Of course, it's not available in Italy or the States/Canada. That would just be too easy. Finding the red one on websites that ship internationally is difficult to say the least; UK is easiest, but pounds to Euro = wallet rape. France, Germany & Spain I can't find the red one. Looking to the Aussies now...
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