Find me a new webhost and you'll be the first to gain all access entry to the new webcam and nude picture galleries.
-Watch as I get up close and personal with the famed Silver Bullet.
-See the amazing tricks I can do with a sweet potato, a rocking chair and a merkin.
-Download pics of me and my antics with a lemur, a USB cord and a rubber ducky.
-Drool on your keyboards as you watch me be serviced by 3 Italian studs, a short hairy butch bitch, various household appliances and my flatmate's cat.
-Get riled up over my faux-13-year-old one handed typing as we cyber in private chat room.
-Add three inches to your member just by buying me something off my wishlist.
Alright, take your hands off your cocks. I'm not going to be a CamWhore as it would be quite difficult to explain why I am waltzing about in my underwear sucking on a tuber at work.
I am in need of different hosting though. Or better yet, a halfway decent hosting plan search engine. My Google-Fu is giving me bupkis as I really don't have the time to sift through the crap to find the nuggets of corn. Er, gold.
Suggestions and/ or links here. Don't make Mama beg for it.
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