Vidiot's comment in this AskMe thread gave me a brief flashback to my twin half brothers' baptism 6 years ago.
Middle Sis & I hadn't set foot in a church for quite some time. The church was of a rather large modern design and, with only a small group of people to view a baker's dozen worth of babes being baptised, very echo-y.
We both turned to each other in horrified amusement, the same whispered comment erupting out of our mouths at the same time:
"Did he just say he was going to annoint their foreheads with the Sacramental Jism?!"