24 March 2011

While editing my footnotes...

... about Rocco Siffredi in the entry below, I was reminded that my self-pleasuring activities have taken a bit of a green hue.

No, am not frigging myself off to Kermit, The Hulk, leprechauns, Idina Menzel as Elphaba from Wicked or any other green tinged Rule #34 porn.

I now have rechargeable batteries for my vibrator. Rumor has it that several CEO's in the Battery Industry committed ritual seppaku due to the decrease in profits.

How's them apples for a reach around, Al Gore?

Ok, maybe I'm fibbing a bit on the Idina Menzel thing. Also: Yoda? Hot. [Insert lightsaber joke here][Insert joke about inserting a lightsaber here.]

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