Lint-free Belly Button Gazing
An American girl in Rome muses on her adopted hometown, her libido and her vibrator.
30 October 2003
Fuck me upside down with a chainsaw three ways 'till Sunday
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*weeps quietly while banging head against new keyboard*28 October 2003
Fun with Referrers #1
Search terms used to find this blog:
The Internet: Helping me to collect weird fetishes since 1999.
fucking belly button
The Internet: Helping me to collect weird fetishes since 1999.
22 October 2003
Buh-Bye Singing in the Shower...
...Hel-lo Faking Orgasms in the Shower.
Then again, my flatmates might get cranky thinking I'm using the showerhead for illicit purposes. Again.
Then again, my flatmates might get cranky thinking I'm using the showerhead for illicit purposes. Again.
21 October 2003
Geek Woes
Warning: Extremely boring geek bitching ahead.
So sometime later this week our new office should be done. Which is good news for the pigeon allergy, but really annoying news for the webgeek in me.
So sometime later this week our new office should be done. Which is good news for the pigeon allergy, but really annoying news for the webgeek in me.
17 October 2003
Leprosy! The Musical
Leprosy! The Musical
These posters have been making me snicker for around two weeks now. Wonder if JPII is getting a cut.
These posters have been making me snicker for around two weeks now. Wonder if JPII is getting a cut.
16 October 2003
I'm allergic to pigeons
Stop laughing.
It's nothing official as I haven't been to the doctor's office but I'm 99% sure that i have developed an allergy to pigeons.
The question you are trying to gasp out between paroxysms of laughter is "Do I want to know how you know this?"
It's nothing official as I haven't been to the doctor's office but I'm 99% sure that i have developed an allergy to pigeons.
The question you are trying to gasp out between paroxysms of laughter is "Do I want to know how you know this?"
15 October 2003
Greed is Good
My middle sis is coming to visit me in the early part of November, which is
So.
Fucking.
Cool.
as it's been, um, almost three years since I've seen her. She's visited once before, but it was with my mom and our other younger sister, who is not of age to legal participate in our nocturnal activities (well, she would be of age here, but Mom and Dad would Kick My Ass, Disown Me, and then Kill Me Just For Good Measure. All capitalisation intentional).
(oy scurvy wench! Flight times would be nice. Hint Hint. :-P)
So this time around it's her and me for 10 days with the spoils of Rome spread out at our feet. Dio aiuta i romani.
Sisterly hijinx may or may not get blogged here; it sort of depends on the strength of the hangovers. And the presence of photographic evidence.
So.
Fucking.
Cool.
as it's been, um, almost three years since I've seen her. She's visited once before, but it was with my mom and our other younger sister, who is not of age to legal participate in our nocturnal activities (well, she would be of age here, but Mom and Dad would Kick My Ass, Disown Me, and then Kill Me Just For Good Measure. All capitalisation intentional).
(oy scurvy wench! Flight times would be nice. Hint Hint. :-P)
So this time around it's her and me for 10 days with the spoils of Rome spread out at our feet. Dio aiuta i romani.
Sisterly hijinx may or may not get blogged here; it sort of depends on the strength of the hangovers. And the presence of photographic evidence.
13 October 2003
How Am I Supposed to Start a Lucrative Career as a CamWhore if my Free Hosting goes *blork*?
So the free hosting service I was using has discontinued PHP support. Broken blogs make the Baby Jeebus cry, so here we are at temporary digs until I can:
a) Find enough time to find a cheap host that fits my needs (not just blog related)
b) Find someone who owns a credit card so I can pay for it and a real domain name as I do not own plastic.
This might just get me off my ass on doing a redesign, though. Maybe.
Give me some incentive punks.
Right. So obviously old entries are stuck on a database backup languishing on my computer and are therefore unavailable. If you came here while googling for:
you're shit out of luck for now.
a) Find enough time to find a cheap host that fits my needs (not just blog related)
b) Find someone who owns a credit card so I can pay for it and a real domain name as I do not own plastic.
This might just get me off my ass on doing a redesign, though. Maybe.
Give me some incentive punks.
Right. So obviously old entries are stuck on a database backup languishing on my computer and are therefore unavailable. If you came here while googling for:
- penis itch
- female itch
- groin itch
- anal itch
- girl kissing nude
- non nude girl kissing
- green guy porn
you're shit out of luck for now.
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